I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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