Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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