why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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