i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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