I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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