i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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