so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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