People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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