69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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