His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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