Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I forget how to act sober
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