If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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