she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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