i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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