I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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