Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Randomize