I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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