No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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