420 ftw
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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