id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we made out on top of his cat.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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