: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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