matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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