You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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