Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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