kristin has been a bad kristin
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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