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porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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