just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
