Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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