She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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