Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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