I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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