OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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