He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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