Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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