I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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