chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's rum buckets o'clock
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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