My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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