Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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