Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I will pee on everything he values.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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