i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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