I hate your face
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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