Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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