Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"

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(612): View more from Minnesota

all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?

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(480): View more from Arizona

Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no

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