I like to think it a success when the cops are called
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If its not for food we ain't going out.