No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I want her autograph on my taint
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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