I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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