Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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