Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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