i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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