Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Randomize
