Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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