Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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