your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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